Good news, and just in time for the holidays: Bratz dolls may soon be no longer. Not for the reasons I’d ban them — the lips that look like they were plumped with collagen, the hips barely covered with slutty skirts…. But for some detailed legal reasons you can delve into here: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081204/bs_nm/us_mattel_bratz
Hey, whatever it takes, I say. I’m off to the playroom to apologize to Barbie for ever calling her a whore.